There's a difference between caring about something and taking it seriously I care about the internet more than anyone in the history of the universe but I sometimes use it for jokes also

When you see people fighting over a new thing on here you're not supposed to tweet "what's this about im sooo out of the loop Idek what u guys mean 😭😭" you're supposed to post something that upsets all sides, making them come explain it via death threat in your replies

"Twitter isn't real" guy you find 50 replies deep in a Twitter argument

Ansem will never care about your 500th attempt to cancel him for whatever his latest drunk transgression is He knows his role here - he's come to peace with it When this cycle ends, cryptotwitter will sacrifice ansem. One final plea with the market - to forgive their heinous…

There is no such thing as "deeply closeted." closets are simply not that deep, even at maximum I can see you in there. Don't make me come pull you out